Posts tagged with 'Evil'

45/49 Me Now Game

  • Posted on July 29, 2007 at 7:47 pm

Me Now

Egad! Evil Camera Phone!

Planned Parenthood, do you see how I love you? I let the world see my bad bad camera phone pic!

40/49 Look It’s Funny!!

  • Posted on July 29, 2007 at 5:25 pm

Blogathon 2007
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Editor: You’re not even trying anymore are you?

Reba: Not right now, no. Give me a few minutes.

Next Post, Kristina Brooke’s Questions
After that, CJ’s lurid sex scene. (Sorry to make you wait doll, but I’m wretched at these!)

37/49 So Cute Your Eyes Will Bleed.

  • Posted on July 29, 2007 at 4:00 pm

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Kitten and more keywords! (and the link is fixed)

Hi! *nibble* I’m Gizmo! *purr* And you are a New People. I like New Peoples!

Mom says I should tell you about me. I live with my mom. Her name is .. um … Mom! She’s really purty. She likes to play with me and let me poke her computer’s clicky thing and mousey thing. I know, because when I do that stuff she laughs and says my name real loud.

Sometimes I like to chase things. My favorite things to chase are Mom’s shiny-pretties. Like the ones on her ears and her neck. Those are the best, ‘cause I get to play with shiny-pretties and Mom too! She likes that game even more than the clicky thing game.

Mom made this pick-sure of me when we were gonna play the slippery kitten game. That is when mom puts the plates in the water box, and I play with the soap! That is Mom’s favorite game, but I don’t like it much. Soap tastes bad!

Ok. Now it’s napping time. There is a warm spot in the window and I’m supposed to stay in it until it goes back out the window.

Bye!

29/49 Service Without Question (One)

  • Posted on July 29, 2007 at 12:01 pm

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Clear your mind of all the cold and heartless thoughts that plague a soul in the wee hours.

Clear your mind of the idea that you are less than The Other, unsuitable for The Goal, or unable to meet The Deadline.

Clear your mind of the fears and the doubts that will lead you to failure.

When The Other comes, She will make over Her followers in Her image.

As a follower of The Other, you are imminently suitable to Her Goal.

And as long as we serve Her rightly and reserve judgement of Her ways, we will easily meet Her Deadline.

The world will fall before Her, and tonight will be the night! Sally forth and bring back the rabbits’ feet!

16/49 Writerly Tech: Voice Wreck-ognition

  • Posted on July 29, 2007 at 5:27 am

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Wow. Just plain Wow. Well done, Microsoft.
(Thanks Benjamin, for pointing me in the direction of this masterpiece)

15/49 Writerly Tech: Bluetooth Laser Virtual Keyboard

  • Posted on July 29, 2007 at 4:58 am

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So cool, I just can’t help posting it. Tired of trying to write on the 3” x 3” excuse for a keyboard on your laptop but short on space? Try this!

It projects a super high tech (and eeeevil) looking laser image of a keyboard onto any flat surface, and actually registers the “keystrokes” as you “type” on it. Most impressively, it’s more effective than ANY voice recognizer I’ve ever heard of.

… wait wait. That must be a subject for a future post! Hah hah! Inspiration strikes again!

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