June 2007 Archives
It Builds Character
Let us explore character a bit, and then put that character to work.
1. Make a list of characteristics for a specific character (that is, don’t just list random elements and then try to make them work…think of a character and then describe them). I want at least 30 specifics, from their hair color to favorite ice cream to first crush. Whatever.
2. Using that same character, write ten sentences along these lines: “(He/she) was the sort of person who…” For example, “He was the sort of person who would pick his nose in traffic, and not care who could see.” Or “She was the sort of person who never liked romance novels, and never liked people who did.”
3. Now, write a scene in which this character (in first person) describes a time when they realized something–i.e. had an epiphany. Don’t make the epiphany big, and don’t use the phrase “it was then that I realized” or anything like it. Show us the realization, don’t just tell us. Do at least 300 words for this last part.
Enjoy yourselves, folks. 
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How to Become a Technical Writer
- Get a Job.
- Tell your boss you were an English Major.
- Volunteer to help write a pamphlet, packet, manual, or report.
- Write well.
- Wake up one morning hip-deep in such projects, because no one else in the office knows what they are doing.
- Mention this on your resume.
- Repeat.
It would seem the I have yet again found myself in this position. This month’s contract is in Marketing and Purchasing, and isn’t at all writing related. Within three weeks, however, the various managers I work with are discussing how they can make my Word Smithing talents work for them. They call it “Word Smithing,” not me.
Since I really enjoy these folks, I’m counting it as a boon. Maybe they’ll keep me for longer than three months!
One Query Letter
Edit: So far idea C is already covered for this issue, and ideas A and B are under consideration. The information has been passed to higher-ups for further review.
To: Managing Editor
Cc: Editor in Chief
Subject: Pagans & Money Query
[Dear Managing Editor],
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The Groove
The words just flow. I know what I want to say. I know how to say it. I have energy. I’m creative, driven, focused and excited. I am in the groove. I have reached writer Nirvana.
And then I have to stop. There are other things to do and places to be. Last night I had to end my groove. I had promise Hubby a night out, and I didn’t want to cancel. He wouldn’t understand.
Forcefully ending a groove is difficult. For a while, all you can think about is what you were writing and how to do more. Then you look for ways to start writing again, even if only on a napkin. Then you crash. Hard. It’s like coming off a good high, or euthanizing a pet. It’s depressing, upsetting, but seems like something no one will understand.
Also, it’s bad luck. What muse will smile upon a writer who takes the gift of The Groove and sets it aside? That’s like Odysseus telling the Gods he doesn’t need them: foolish, dangerous, and dumb. Will I ever get my Groove back? Have I sabotaged myself? I hate this feeling of depression and creativity constipation. I need to get back to work!
Help! This Story is Untitled!
I got to the Leviathan™ just before four on a Wednesday. Parked in the farthest space from the entry to the mall, the SUV spoke of its owner’s paranoia. I was sure I’d lived in apartments that were smaller that this colossus, and reflective, yield-sign yellow paint exponentially increased its visibility. Decals on the windows assured passers by that this vehicle was protected by some fancy security system, and an aftermarket locking gas cap (They still make those?) would certainly protect the precious liquid gold in the gas tank. The pristine roll bars, anti-reflective coating on the windows, and high-end halogen headlights would all ensure that the passengers of this luxury liner survived the manic highways at any time of the day or night.
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Syntax & Family Heritage
Gardens
Serenely artificial,
the manicured grass,
artificial geraniums,
and plastic benches
echo the gardens of sanitariums
long passed out of fashion. Syntax & Family Heritage- continue reading
Development & Detail
Write a descriptive opening to a story. This should be about 300 words at least. In that 300 words, you’ll describe a character’s vehicle (car or truck works best). Describe it with as much detail as you can, but make it all pertinent detail. The description should be revelatory of character, even though the character itself never appears on-page. As always, if you like this opening, keep going!
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All About Openings
Here’s your start: The first time I heard song title, I was specific place with specific person, and we were doing something/going someplace/being something specific. The more unique your details, the more your story will rock. Have fun with this–it’s a great start to a lot of great stories. If you write yourself into a corner, then start again. Do at least 500 words on this–or if you like where it’s going, then keep on keepin’ on.
My entry is below. I’d love to hear your feedback or read your version!
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